- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
20. College kid. Trying to get my life under control. If you love running, peanut butter or trashy TV we should be best friends. Come love me.